I have been asked by several people why I don't show my face in my pictures.
The simple reason is that my previous account attracted a couple of weirdos, one of whom employed his considerable detective skills to pursue me across the internet.
So I deleted my account, started again, and left all of my old pictures off DA. It seems to have worked - no idiots in a couple of years now.
So that's why - I'm not ugly or anything. Honest.
Please do not send me messages asking if I do requests - I don't.
Please do not send me messages asking if I will sell you my old, dirty socks and shoes (yes, I get messages about this regularly).
Please do not send me messages asking for my contact details or Facebook page. I'm not using DA as a fucking online dating site.
Any of the above will result in me blocking you. Just perv over me quietly, if you must. Thanks.